MLC Endorses Harambe for President of the United States of America

MLC is proud to announce its endorsement of long shot underdog Harambe the Gorilla for President of the United States. A gentle soul who would have gladly ripped off your face if he wasn’t enclosed behind the finest… Read More

Midlife Crisis seeks young Peruvian boys.

Freddyland, VA – Fore immediate press release Mid Life Crisis in conjunction with the US Department of State and the United Nations World Food Programme is proud to announce it is actively looking to partner with emerging DOTA 2… Read More

Cheeki Breeki – Tark Tark Consumes MLC’s soul.

Escape from Tarkov is a good game, especially with fentanyl.

Mid Life Crisis announces new sponsors

Freddybird, VA – FORE IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE MLC is proud to announce Fentanyl as our sponsor for the upcoming loot DLC box PubG tournament.  Where the glorious armies of dear leader will hope RNGesus is a generous god. … Read More

America is built on racism

All white monuments should be torn down.