Posted on October 6, 2020
MLC Endorses Harambe for President of the United States of America
MLC is proud to announce its endorsement of long shot underdog Harambe the Gorilla for President of the United States. A gentle soul who would have gladly ripped off your face if he wasn’t enclosed behind the finest… Read More
Posted on June 22, 2018
Midlife Crisis seeks young Peruvian boys.
Freddyland, VA – Fore immediate press release Mid Life Crisis in conjunction with the US Department of State and the United Nations World Food Programme is proud to announce it is actively looking to partner with emerging DOTA 2… Read More
Posted on January 11, 2018
Cheeki Breeki – Tark Tark Consumes MLC’s soul.
Escape from Tarkov is a good game, especially with fentanyl.
Posted on October 27, 2017
Mid Life Crisis announces new sponsors
Freddybird, VA – FORE IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE MLC is proud to announce Fentanyl as our sponsor for the upcoming loot DLC box PubG tournament. Where the glorious armies of dear leader will hope RNGesus is a generous god. … Read More
Posted on September 20, 2017
America is built on racism
All white monuments should be torn down.