Posted on October 27, 2017
Mid Life Crisis announces new sponsors
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MLC is proud to announce Fentanyl as our sponsor for the upcoming loot DLC box PubG tournament. Where the glorious armies of dear leader will hope RNGesus is a generous god. E-sports legend and MLC member biz is quoted as saying “i crack open a bottle of fentanyl before every game of pubg and I always get the chicken dinner”. Victory is almost certainly assured
Fentanyl maker Insys Therapeutics is quoted as saying they are proud to get into the e-sports scene and hope to bring as much joy to gamers as dying cancer patients in hospice.
This partnership just goes to show how far MLC has come from its roots of getting black out drunk at 10am during a local LAN party. With Fentanyl in the drivers seat our financial future is secure.