MLC Endorses Harambe for President of the United States of America

MLC is proud to announce its endorsement of long shot underdog Harambe the Gorilla for President of the United States.

A gentle soul who would have gladly ripped off your face if he wasn’t enclosed behind the finest heroin infused Cincinnati steel cage that money can buy. His platform of getting murdered by the police to save a white child who jumped into his enclosure is clearly what this country needs right now. Only Harambe can bring us together in this trying time.

MLC says dicks out for Harambe, your next President of the United States of America.